“Who are you?”
“I’m God.”
“Your name is God or you’re God?”
“I am God.”
“Well we have a special guest today…I guess…it’s God. Um, you have a Nike shirt on.”
“Yeah.”
“…why do you have a wireless mike on if you’re God?”
“It just happened that way.”
“Do you, uh, watch the show? Uh, why are you here?”
“Yeah I watch your ‘cast…podcast.
“Huh…cool.”
“We’re on now, right?”
“Yeah, yeah…we’re on…did you come here for a reason, do you have a message, or did you just stop by? What do you want, did I do something, am I dead?”
“You’re ok, I’m just killing time”
[Awkward silence]
-Lynchland, Episode 12
Oh my, how amateur internet has sucked up all my free time.
So I managed to put together the official “Episode 1″ audiocast from scratch to post in about an hour and a half, and it sounds twice as good, so that’s gotta be improvement.
Go get it here – Episode 1
So on a more professional level we have Smodcast. This is the podcast produced by Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier, the Director/Producer combo for Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, etc…
While the entire thing is HI-larious I feel the need to draw particular attention to Episode 14 which covers Canadian politic, and may very well be the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever heard! If you ignore all other advice I spew, listen to this one episode!
A couple of quotes for the gang:
Some relatively unknown JFK quotes
A sweet Carl Sagan diatribe on “The Dragon in his Garage”
On a musical note:
Anyone want some free Smashing Pumpkins? This is the Smashing Pumpkins bootleg page, like 15 years of bootlegs.
And on a very disturbing note. Pavement. Kings of the 90’s indie/alt scene (which was pretty much the golden age of indie/alt)…sung by children…what has the world come to.
Wrapping up on a humourous note, web comics!
xkcd – Engineering Hubris
Mac Hall (a two part strip) – FF Tic-Tacs & FF Tic-Tacs Advanced
Two and half weeks on my own. Poor, poor, living things in our apartment.
So Sam, I just turned into your episode one, and you sounded just wonderful. Let your own thoughts dictate the direction you take. Your ideas, your opinions of books your read, your feelings of missing Elizabeth–you love for your mother expressed over all the airwaves. Love, Mom
Comment by Mom — October 7, 2007 @ 10:33 pm
Now you need a name…
Comment by buzzdoit — October 8, 2007 @ 2:46 pm